As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - They are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the small stuff...and that everything is small stuff.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
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Clint - how true, especially the last one. Of course, regarding the first, I didn't really stalk my wife, I was just persistent and tenacious. That's my story anmd I'm sticking to it. I am glad she finally gave in.
Mike -- It seems that you and I have parallel story lines...hehe. I dont think that monitoring her every movement and tapping her phone should be considered stalking...I was just.....curious. :-)
Clint ~ The scary thing is that they're funny because they're true! : )
Clint - you were just showing her how obsessed captivated you were by her beauty, grace, wit and intelligence.
Kathy -- Thats one of the truths to life....its funny. :-)
Mike -- And thats MY story and Im sticking to it! :-) Now, if I can only figure out how to sell this webcam equipment on Ebay without her noticing...LOL
Clint...
Ths is perfect for a "Whacked!!!" featured post. Consider it done!
Richard -- Awwwwww...Thanks, my man! Glad you liked it.
hahaha! I love it! I also enjoy my insanity!
Thanks for the friday giggle!
Pam -- My pleasure, my dear. Anything to keep you happy. :-)
Besides, its good for the karma to make sure that those around you are having a good time. hehe
These are great! My favorite: I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
Susan -- Thank you...Im glad you liked the post. And yes....that one is by far my favorite right next to the one about enjoying my own insanity. LOL
Why is it that truly crazy people think they are the only ones on the planet that are sane....and sane people constantly think they and everyone around them are crazy??
Clint - Great post and do I fit in there somewhere?
PS, keep me posted on the Big Foot story, I don't have time to check the news.
Thanks!
Robert -- Im sure you fit in there somewhere....everyone I know does...lol
I will keep you posted on Bigfoot as soon as I see what happens with the press conference. Hopefully, its not a hoax...but everyone out there is claiming it is fake as can be...lol