You can use math to prove just about any arguement. And disprove any arguement as well. I saw this in a demonstration on symbolic logic when I was in college...and I thought I would share it with you as it has stuck in my head all these many years...
We all know that given enough time and enough money, any man can get a woman. So, having said that...it can be said that girls are the product of time and money. In other words:
Girls = Time X Money
And we all know that "time is money" right? So, it can also be said that:
Time = Money
So, if we substitute money for time, we can say that:
Girls = Money X Money
Or.......
Girls = (Money) to the 2nd power
We also know that "money is the root of all evil". So, knowing that, it can be said that money is the square root of evil. So, we get:
Money = square root (Evil)
If we substitute that new meaning in for money, it can be said:
Girls = (square root (Evil)) to the 2nd power
As we all know, any time you square something that has a square root, those two properties cancel each other out. So, applying that cancellation, you end up like this:
Girls = Evil
Therefore, it must be accepted that all girls are evil!! :-)
Hope you enjoyed this little math lesson...and I hope you have a great holiday weekend! Happy Labor Day!
Ah, somebody should have told me this in High School! It would have saved me a lot of time and money. A lesson I could have learned the first time I went to Senior Prom as a Junior.
Andrew -- Yeah, it wasnt until college that it was pointed out to me...And had I only known the truth before the addiction started, I could have been spared a ton of both. LOL
This is absolutely classic. Thanks for making me laugh today!
Chris -- You are very welcome! My pleasure.
Evil can be so much fun though.
Clint-Women may be evil, but what does that say for men? Men can't seem to leave the women alone either. So what is the calculation on men? I loved this, this is very funny. I can't wait to see what you come up with for men.....LOL
Clint...
I have NEVER been one to argue with mathematical logic! ;)
JL -- Thats what Im saying...Its drug...Im addicted. :-)
Laura -- Well, Im still working on a calculation for men. Im sure it will involve a dirivitave of this equation...but, Im lacking on my calculus...lol
Richard -- Me either! :-)
Clint - although there is at least one quote and one math error in your analogy (get Charlie Epps to explain it to you, the new season of numbers will be starting soon), I learned that years ago.
And then you find one that is quite as evil and, the rest is history.
Math error? hmmm...not sure I follow where that error would be
But, aside from that...TOTALLY AGREED! :-)
Hey Clint for someone with a girl in the house now you better find some new material. LOL
Awww, Paddy....If only that were true. Victoria is back in Billings with her mother for the school year...So, its me and the boys....Well, and mom. But, she agrees with me for the sake of her boys. LOL
I am never showing this to my husband. So there!
Melody -- HA! Im quite certain he already knows...but refuses to say anything because of the addiction...lol